ghostkid:

welcome to the jungle
we got trees and rain
we got everything you want
mostly trees and rain 

wwwhale:

If I’m not hot in 5 years I’m so done with everything

richwhitelesbian:

im not like other girls. i have 12 sets of teeth and arrays of barbed tentacles used for paralyzing prey. when i stand upright i’m 15 feet tall. i play call of duty. 

iknewitwasover:

If anyone likes overly opinionated dark haired girls who look like they’ve been dragged through a hedge backwards 99% of the time I’m the one 4 u

maximusness:

Yo’ mama’s so old,

she might die soon.

winged-cyborg:

when people say things

(Source: hardcorehornography)